— by MARIUSZ ZUBROWSKI —
While exploring the internet, I’ve uncovered something that should probably been left alone — but being the daring soul that I am, I have decided to post this atrocity for all of “It’s Just Movies” to see.
Behold the poster for “Stan Helsing,” the latest in the trend of horrendous spoof-movies. The tag-line, “The most feared monsters in cinematic history have met their match,” made me cringe more then any cinematic monster.
As I said before, I am a daredevil, so I took a much deeper look at the poster. Wait, is that supposed to be the guy from the Halloween movies? Is that Freddy Krueger wearing some sort of giant clock-chain? But the real question remains, is that Superman up on top? Surely Superman is not feared, and he is surely not a monster.
I scroll down while pondering the idea that the Man of Steel is actually a monster in disguise, and I see “From the Executive Producer of Scary Movie,” Usually, I’d look for a release date but this time, I think that its best left unknown.
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This is funny but I think you miss-read the poster. See at the top it says “The most feared monsters in cinematic history have met their match”.
But yeah, scarry!
It physically hurts me to look at this poster. Please make the bad men stop.
Well, sure, why wouldn’t you make a spoof of a movie that under-performed, years after it was relevant?
Is that Fatman?